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Hot Demotivational Poster


BONER - It's the most honest way to tell a girl she's hot


TAGS: hot
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by mike34

Sean - April 20, 2011, 12:11 am
But sometimes honesty is just too hard to take.
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 7:29 pm
ever-so-true!!! 5L
rudeboy308 - April 19, 2011, 6:39 pm
At least guys are honest with those kinds of feelings. Take a boner as a compliment, ladies.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 6:07 pm

nope, I addressed to wrong person.
Hawamleh - November 26, 2010, 6:06 pm
you can PM a facebook user ?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 5:34 pm

PM Carla


SUMMER IN THE CITY -


TAGS: hot town
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

migdal - October 23, 2010, 9:02 am
looooove summer ;)
Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:50 am

nice one sd
pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:54 am
just hope she don't have an std. 5l's


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson hot crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed gay relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic hot sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that ass


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !


TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
LOL
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so hot either
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


FATE -


TAGS: earth shot in the head
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

emokid - April 30, 2011, 9:31 am
did he divide by zero?..
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:06 pm
Funny. And heartbreaking.
gas - April 23, 2011, 8:36 pm
Only reading the first part made me already laugh. 5L!


PAINTBALL - NO LONGER JUST FOR THE BOYS!


TAGS: girl paintball hot
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by TJ-51

freasy - September 4, 2015, 8:31 am
Looks like everyone "hit" that.
politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:17 am
but also, agreed with barockeva...use real guns.
politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:17 am
god i would fuck the fuckin shit out of that fuckin bitch's fuckin cunt.
Jason dinAlt - June 16, 2009, 6:02 pm
looks like "God" is the only one that noticed she is damn hot, one can assume the rest of you are fags
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 2:37 pm
What kind of little bitch plays paintball? Grow some balls and use real guns.
Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 3:59 am
Hmm.... bruised boobies
God - September 10, 2008, 9:12 pm
LOL. Only fags wear sleeveless underarmour shirts in public. What a doucher! haha.
headmaster of your mother - September 10, 2008, 8:34 pm
You bunch of pussies. all I wear is a pair of pants and a sleevles underarmour shirt.
RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:48 am
unless.... she likes pain
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:39 am
Other than the helmet she has no protective gear. That's going to hurt like hell! Then she'll be too bruised and banged up to bang up.
RnR - August 25, 2008, 4:22 pm
and very bruised if she was wearing that shirt
God - August 25, 2008, 2:36 pm
fuck she's hot.


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psychotic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead shottyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his ass with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome shotty!!


~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs hot wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


FAT INUYASHA - I'm sure he still needs food...


TAGS: fat anime hot
Rating: 2.84/5


ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




REJECTION - Some people just don't want you inside them.




HOT JOKES -


TAGS: jokes chicks hot lol
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

holymoly - May 22, 2012, 11:25 am
I love it... 5 from me


EXTREME CLOSE UP -




FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.


TAGS: fully auto shotgun
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psychotic
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures photography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.




CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide hot line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm
Good one RL.


AMAZING - Who is this? I NEED TO KNOW.


TAGS: epic amazing hot
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by DookieMan

Achie - May 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
sooo, shiny
TrueX - March 10, 2009, 4:53 pm
Well, if the original picture she has brown eyes this one is shop'd. Still irl if they were contacts you'd be memorized by them regardless.
Omnipotent Impudence - February 11, 2009, 5:47 pm
Heterochromia...look it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 23, 2008, 4:41 pm
Lenses, shmenses, would you care at all if she asked you out? No. She could have bionic limbs and you'd still probably say yes. Hmm, that actually might make her pretty cool.
Captain Douchebag - August 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
Captain Douchebag to frog: No shit, Sherlock. 500 Fail Points to you.
frog - August 23, 2008, 2:55 pm
EARTH TO TOOLS, CONTACT LENSES, CONTACT LENSES.....
Anonymous - July 30, 2008, 11:58 pm
Here's a rapidshare with the original along with some others. http://rapidshare.com/files/103189682/desu_eyes.rar
Drenix - July 26, 2008, 8:41 am
And maybe a wig, but it still works...
Sarah - July 25, 2008, 7:36 pm
They're contacts, you fucking morons.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




CSI -


TAGS: bieber shot dead wish cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
There is one gif that has the ED-209 from Robocop spliced into this scene. It's so hilarious!
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 10:26 pm
... Maybe there is a god.... Nah. It's just that no one like that guy.
culos - February 22, 2011, 10:08 am
Can i haz a BLT?
Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 10:07 am
I want a falafel one !
Cubbybear - February 21, 2011, 8:32 pm
Pastrami!
agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Shaddup and make sammiches!
Claire - February 21, 2011, 8:21 pm
I don't watch TV because I'm an anti-social shut- in. What just happened?
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:19 pm
There is a higher power listening to my prayers....
Hawamleh - February 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
I masturbated to this scene. Yes, I have no shame.
CoolioIndeed - February 21, 2011, 5:31 pm
If you go to youtube's main page, this is currently the Top trending video at over 9 million views and counting...LMAO
Koradan - February 21, 2011, 4:55 pm
I watched this episode; esp. this scene... OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. It just never gets old!!
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:36 pm
give unto yourself, then.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
Disregard that last statement, found one lol.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
If anyone can find an animated gif of the moment of impact I will give you my left testicle.


1 HOUR A DAY - Is only 4% of your ENTIRE Day.... GET IT?


TAGS: day hot fit
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Justadude62

boston - July 25, 2012, 10:39 pm
UMMMM HMMMM !!!
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:27 am
Her six pack, my keg = PARTY!!
mariand - March 24, 2012, 10:51 am
I'd do it too... every day, 1 hour, sharp...lol


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication photography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


MEAN KITTY -




JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop


TAGS: joseph stalin photoshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by superspy

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.


GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


CREEPYPASTA -


TAGS: woods photo camp
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

pzykosiz - November 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Can you say "selfies"?
MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 3:54 am
I've got chills, they're multiplying. :) brrrrr
Sho - December 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
The pictures that were taken are for you to imagine by yourself. The one in the poster just shows where she camped
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 12:12 pm
I'm an visually impaired person in a way that I usually can see exactly (as if it were in front of my eyes) what someone is talking about, but I didn't have that with this one. Thanks tho.
GaryO - December 11, 2012, 8:10 am
In your mind, some need a little more time in the dark room to develop……...
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:16 am
I dont get it.... where are the pictures?
Sho - July 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
I rather let the reader's fantasy do the rest. Nothing's more effective than your own imagination
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 2:53 am
It would have been creepier-pasta if we got to know what happened next. Or is that why we don't know it? LOL ... 5he must go back there once more...
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:41 pm
Lol thx man
Reality Lord - June 28, 2012, 8:38 pm

hairs...on ....arms...standing. dude...you just took the bar way wayyyyy up. awesome poster. i'm off to ban whoever downvotes this :D...JOKING...JUST JOKING.
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:55 pm
LMAO but creepy... 5L
Iconoclast - June 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
Truly demotivational. 5 delayed screams.


BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




AVAST - Ye scurvy dogs


TAGS: hot pirate girl
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:07 pm
Up in da can-ah-dah calis!
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'm not trying to start shit just kidding. That is acceptable right?
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:30 pm
I was just joking.
Overlord Douchebag - February 25, 2010, 1:29 pm
Green Ranger, if that IS your real name, which I highly doubt..Don't get into it with a Moderator. It will attract more. It's an unwinnable fight.
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:27 pm
well Ag you are a no trick pony. A trickless pony. in other words a pony with no tricks
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:30 pm
Epic!!!!!!! But, green, you're a one-trick pony, so 1L
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:58 pm
Well that does it...apparently she is trying to rip the alphabet right past her thong. The face tells the story.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:58 pm
I agree with Canada you make that face all the time with that crap.
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 2:55 pm
Molson Canadian is terrible beer
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:12 pm
I think she just has gas from the skanky skunk beer...but I could be wrong.
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 2:07 pm
I think he meant skanky beer
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:05 pm
I never thought that Canadian beer ever aged long enough to get skunky.
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
I think she just drank skunky beer.
me4891 - January 21, 2010, 12:28 pm
Looks like she is taking her own picture in a bathroom stall?
DreMagnum - January 21, 2010, 11:43 am
Yeah I dont recommend booty puns, so I do thank you for not using one.
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:39 am
And don't get us wrong, you're welcome and getting the right pictures is 50% success. Looking forward to things to come...
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:38 am
Again, nothing wrong with them t i t t i e s, I'd like some moar, but the caption lacks in effort, originality, humor, wit, sense....need I go on?
thegreenranger - January 21, 2010, 10:37 am
well I looked at others and there were several with booty jokes so i didnt want to copy those people. i'll try harder in the future
DreMagnum - January 21, 2010, 10:33 am
Yeah, but your punchline is not even remotely witty. I mean, not even a booty pun or anything. Culos's posters have substance behind them, plus more of the tits are visible in his.
thegreenranger - January 21, 2010, 10:28 am
culos you have tons of motifakes with nothing more than a set of tits
culos - January 21, 2010, 9:55 am
2 Boobs=2 Lions, apart from the cleavage this poster sucks. Good tits do not automatically make a good Motifake


OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!


TAGS: officer jenny hot cop sexy pokemon pikachu
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by anon...

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama photoshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: hot steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


GOOD MORNING -


TAGS: coffee hot eye opener cubby
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 11:06 pm
By Brookline, you mean "imagination" right?
Kmonet - March 26, 2011, 11:05 pm
A little slut at the Brookline Starbucks does this with considerable enthusiasm.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:49 pm
...pull up your pants sir.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 5:28 pm
I was sure it could be done.... tried to get Starbucks to do that. So, here's what the arresting officer explained to me...


BOOBS -


TAGS: epic boobs monkeys hot
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by j76harris

mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:19 pm
this is photoshoped... I mean those hairy fellas ;)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 10:44 am
LOL - Ain't that the truth
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 7:18 am
Boobs loves money. Those hairy fellas have no chance.


OLIVIA MUNN - Attack of the show would be nothing without her


TAGS: olivia munn girl g4 woman hot babe asian
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

WHO - August 6, 2009, 1:39 am
I've never heard of either.
HowardG - July 31, 2009, 11:00 am
Olivia Munn: She would have been nothing without Attack of the Show
Sinoda - December 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
so true


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - We all have one... But not all of us have film




STUPID PHOTOGRAPHER - Get there and save the little thing!


TAGS: save stupid photographer
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by hugo.thebard

agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:42 am
Huh?
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
The next frame of this film is at poster #9650.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
Christ in a cartoon.... that is brilliant!
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Get it? Its a prostitute joke, with the whole grab and swallow thing.... God am I tired.
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Sorry, I didn't know you were on the job tonight.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:11 am
Is it wrong that you just described my reaction to this pic?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:07 am
The great thing about this one, is you can just imagine the slow motion grab and swallow.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:06 am
Yes! Let's stop the food chain now!!! Why not?
LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Hey! I'm sure that snake can take care of itself...the bird won't hurt it...too bad.


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass shot ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!


GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER




FPS_CAT -


TAGS: lolcat fps doug pure pwnage reference boom headshot
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 12:43 am
That's bada$s, dude. You've met him? I'm a huge Pure Pwnage fan. By the way, Thanks Krissie.
MrRandom - November 10, 2009, 12:18 am
Never saw the response to that Bart, and I meant FPS Doug actually lives in my city, and was a delivery guy to our grocery store for awhile.
Krissie - November 10, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL!!!!! 5L!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 3:53 pm
FPS_Doug has an account on this site? Awesome! What does he go by here!?
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Boom headshot? FPS Doug actually lives here.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 2:10 am
It's good to know that you guys liked it. As for the reference, Aggy, the underscore in the title serves as a shout out to the fine people at purepwnage.com...It's my favorite web show.
jetgod - October 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
Jeeeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnsssssssssss! Lol!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm guessing that I don't entirely get the reference, but it's hilarious!


THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




10 TO 15 YEARS LATER - When they redo the anniversary of this photoshoot.... ....this is gonna be so frickin' hawt!




REASONS -


TAGS: sith lord guard hot
Rating: 3.26/5
Zook - August 24, 2010, 7:36 pm
butterface ok in that outfit
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:28 pm
Like you wouldn't have as many of your guards as possible be super hot women.
Woodywood03a - November 24, 2009, 1:35 pm
Thats so corny!!!


SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world shottyz
Rating: 4.53/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger shot down
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L


TONIGHT'S SPECIALS -


TAGS: hot pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* HOT POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.


SCREEN SHOT - Or it didn't happen


TAGS: screen shot
Rating: 3.35/5

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Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
SEAN - Apparently going by Micheal in some places...


TOKIO HOTEL - you cannot hear their "music" because of all the emo boys fapping over this guy


TAGS: bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr
Rating: 1.81/5

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Billsexual - July 9, 2010, 6:57 am
Ahhh Bill's so smexy. I like the fact that's he's feminine.
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:40 am
really....... a guy?????
DunCan't - April 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
What, that's a guy?!
zxc - December 26, 2008, 6:32 pm
lol, every time i see that "guy" i have to laugh.... cmon, many people want to be know, but there are limits xD
Yoda - November 15, 2008, 10:31 am
Someone had to tell me this is a dude.
Lloyd - August 23, 2008, 6:48 am
Still say he resembles a lion... not a fierce one... more like one on drugs.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 10:51 pm
AGHH!! What the hell? Doesn't look like a chick at all in this photo. Too much heroin, maybe.


BILL KAULITZ - one of the sexyist women ever.


TAGS: bill kaulitz tokio hotel
Rating: 1.75/5
Cerebus42 - August 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Sarcasm level appropriate, Kaulitz is a metrosexual fucktard.
surprisebuttsecks - August 16, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ugly asshole.
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:27 am
either you are retarded or your sarcasm could use a little work


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target shot grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better shot than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are damn fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingshot
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm photo
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


HEY THERE GOOD LOOKING - Did you have anything planned for tonight ?




THE NEW TEACHER -


TAGS: hot teacher ritalin
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pharaoh15 - August 27, 2010, 6:09 pm
I believe I need more one on one help.
jackripper - August 26, 2010, 5:00 pm
Teacher needs to see me after school...
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
Hell, I'd be absolutely riveted. 5 teacher's pets.


FRAG-12 - I wonder if these are legal for duck hunting?




SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop photoshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


FACEPALM -


TAGS: punny photo please me cubby
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

FredrickHarmon - March 11, 2011, 10:15 am
Peach? no, it's a palm tree.
BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:16 am
That's a peach
Voxx055 - February 26, 2011, 1:47 pm
at first glance she strangely reminds you Emma Wattson
TheOne - February 19, 2011, 9:44 am
Lol reminds me of one of my fakes :P


S-O-B-E-R -




60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately




BARONESS -


TAGS: hot nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey


DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?


TAGS: duckface girl hot cute blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:25 pm
face?
dudeishehot - March 5, 2012, 2:33 pm
I'm sorry, all I heard was post-op, and that indicates free game, but regardless you ruined the FAP. Well played, sir.
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:08 pm
The only person who would wear that dress with those undies is a post-op transexual......I dunno maybe not true, but I just ruined your FAP truedat truedat
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:07 pm
quack quack ninja cat
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:13 am
Ladiethz ladiethz, no comment on the faux Gucci?
mariand - March 1, 2012, 4:36 am
as usual, we spy only the forbiden places...
HallieMarie - March 1, 2012, 3:28 am
Do I spy green undies??
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:04 pm
yeah, right...what face?


HOT DOG - Flesh as it gets,eh?




END OF THE WORLD -




REAR NAKED CHOKE -


TAGS: hot girls mma
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Eternal Lord Jackass - December 5, 2009, 8:33 am
Notice how the woman being choked is smiling.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 1:18 pm
that submition is called a rear naked choke hold
illicopresto - July 22, 2009, 1:17 pm
I'm missing something. Shouldn't someone be naked?


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: blind dates hot tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by prosti82

Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...


TEXAS HEAT -




LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass shotgun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


RACING - Because baseball, basketball, and football only require ONE ball.


TAGS: sychotik
Rating: 2.44/5

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Da5id - January 13, 2009, 2:26 pm
Is this Martin SCC? Been a while.
God - June 18, 2008, 12:01 pm
And other people. Not just cones.


SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!


TAGS: humor humour hitler satire photoshop tongue
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
Fuck you right back, you nazi cocksucker! Eat shit and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? FUCK YOU!!!


GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.


TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy shotgun upskirt
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by cj29

suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's


HOT TUB FULL OF WOMEN - not exactly what you were thinking




DOUCHEBAGS -


TAGS: ugly guys hot girls toga drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:24 am
"Waddaya say we go lay these sheets on a bed...?"


YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.


TAGS: screenshot or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


OK, PEOPLE! - Let's gather around here and take a photo while the house is still standing




YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN BUD -


TAGS: wingman hot chicks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

jig - January 19, 2012, 4:35 pm
Switch heads dammit!!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:42 am
PS - I always laugh when normal words that have naughty words within them are censored. How demotivating. LOL!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:41 am
Wait, what? So confused (by the one on the right). Holy butter-face. Boobs or mustache...tough call. Fortunately, lights have switches, and there's always waxing. Why'd he leave? ;)


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?


TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women naked nude hot milf m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is gay
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd tap that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
AMEN.
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
FUCK YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.


YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun


TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


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